Depends on the day....
VIntage Octane - when we skate well, despite advancing age.
Venomous Offense - when our forwards strike swiftly and efficiently.
Virtually Obsolete - when we get blown out of the water.
Vehemently Obtuse - when we have no clue on the ice.
Vituperative Opposition - when we're uncharacteristically unsportsmanlike.
Very Old - when we.... uh...  well, that's obvious.
Victorious Ones?
Victory Onslaught?
Virgins Optional?
Vociferous Ogres?
Vogue Oneness?
Vexing Offenders?

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